The ‘Writing Sonnets with Shakespeare’ Package

Who among us has hasn’t wanted to strike
fear into the hearts of the enemies, annoy
their friends, and do it all in
iambic pentameter?

Well – now you can!

The “Writing Sonnets with Shakespeare” Package
includes a Fluffy Kitten Love Grenade
(throw them at your friends – they
don’t die, just get irritated!), an
Out, Damp Spot! Remover – perfect,
for wiping up unsightly blood stains
sopping up the milk of human
kindness, or use it as a tea cozy!

But wait! There’s more! You’ll also
get a personalized sonnet by the Nat21 Bard Regent
himself – and it can be on any
topic!

The retail value of all this starts
at $55, but is available now
for this one – time deal!

Shakespeare Approves of This Auction!

More about the Fluffy Kitten Love Grenade

Annoy your enemies! Crocheted with painted faces, each unique individual Fluffy Kitten Love Grenade is made exclusively for your friendly, neighborhood Shakespeare by the Needle Gnomes!

More about the Damp Spot remover

Dry your hands in style with this hand towel inspired by the Scottish Play’s Lady M!